Incompetence Rocks!

 Mike Bodnar apologises for having a rant at politicians and how they rise to power…

 

Yup, that's how we feel too. Image: the Guardian

Yes, I’m sorry. I humbly apologise that I am now forced to write about politicians, because politics is one of my no-go areas generally. But there comes a time. There comes the hour. Here cometh the Man.

What’s tipped me over the edge today are pictures in the media of our prime minister (Boris Johnson, for it is he) drinking from a water glass and looking sneezy, because – shock, horror – he has A COLD!

OMG and all that, hold the front page! Breaking news! FFS.

While hundreds of migrants a day try their luck crossing the English Channel, while the Amazon continues to disappear at an alarming rate, while homeless people around the country face a bleak and hopeless winter, and while HS2 isn’t – surprise, surprise – going to contribute to levelling up with t’north after all, all the media are concerned with is the fact that the prime minister appears to have a raspy voice.

Well diddums. Boris can afford private health care, efficient central heating, a warm overcoat or three, and he lives in a fine house – all paid for, need I remind you – by us. He can even go on holiday to somewhere lovely and warm, paid for by his party supporters. Can we?

And let’s face it, Bozo is just the one at the top. Beneath him and alongside him there’s a raft (apologies to migrants) of fellow politicians all equally well paid (some with two or three extra lucrative jobs) who also enjoy all the trappings of public office. Including I now might add, anonymity as to what those extra roles and incomes might be. FFS again.

Priti useless. Image: the Conversation

These senior politicians – Ministers of the Crown – enjoy their privileged positions because their boss, the aforementioned Bozo, has handed them the roles. They haven’t earned their seats in the ivory towers, they have merely been chummy with the right person, and have thus been rewarded with positions of appalling power and influence.

But where is the evidence that any of them – go on, I dare you – has shown true professionalism and excellence in their roles? We have had huge payments to Tory chums during the pandemic, support and protection for offshore tax haven companies operating in the UK and not paying due tax, millions wasted on spurious projects run by even more spurious quick-start companies, and with how much accountability? Fuck all.

Good luck. Image: The Guardian

Meanwhile, during the shambolic ‘measures’ (I use the term loosely) taken to mitigate education during the pandemic, GCSEs were missed, critical benchmarks in students’ lives were compromised, and a whole section of our youth is now having to play catch-up in the hope – get this – that they will eventually qualify sufficiently to be able to hold down a secure job and earn a decent wage. Well good luck.

The best advice I can offer our yoof is to enrol for a political science degree and join the Tory Party. Oh, and take a course or two in schmoozing, public relations, and try for a B.Fawn. (Batchelor of Fawning). That way you might one day become prime minister.

Rant over.

PS: When I was in my late teens I said to my mother, ‘I’ve half a mind to become a politician.’ She replied, ‘Well in that case you’re overqualified.’

Ignorance, Bliss, No News, Good News

To quote CJ, the boss of Sunshine Desserts in The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin: 

Cognitive Distortion.
Image: © Mike Bodnar

'I didn't get where I am today by using clichés,Reggie. I avoid clichés like the plague'.

And while I agree with him about the use of clichés, here are two that have recently reared up and become an important part of my life: No news is good news, and ignorance is bliss. Tell you why...

A few weeks back I started feeling depressed and even slightly angry. It wasn't a one-off one-day thing - I was feeling this way from morning onwards throughout the rest of the day, every day. My usual second coffee didn't help, nor did nice weather. Alcohol might as well have been water, and going for a walk just made me introspective rather than appreciative of my surroundings.

I've had depression before and been on medication for it, quite a long time ago now, but I remember clearly how it felt. The symptoms will vary from person to person, but for me it was a feeling of hopelessness and a sense of 'why bother? And, 'why me?' A real sense of, well, depression and - importantly - helplessness. That was the worst thing, helplessness.

So it worried me to recognise these symptoms again a few weeks ago, and concerned me also that in general I had little or nothing to be depressed about. Lockdown had been relatively easy and not too much of a chore, I don't mind wearing a face mask (most people would be pleased that I am!), and although I missed travelling and we had to rethink journeys and having visitors, it didn't worry me too much. So what was it?

In short, the news. I realised I had got into a daily rut (which is the word 'routine' with some letters missing) where the first thing I would do on waking each morning was go online to read the Guardian and the BBC News, followed by some social media. Later in the day I'd watch the evening news, just to see what had changed or happened since the morning.

And it dawned on me that what was getting me down was that the news in general, week after week - in fact for months if not years - has not been good. The Brexit debacle, Trump, the Amazon rainforest disappearing, climate change,

A dangerous virus

species extinctions, knife crime, police shootings of black people and the resultant BLM protests, Russian conspiracy theories, the Royals divided, a violent reaction to statues connected to slavery or racism, and of course the virus, with the attendant shambolic government responses.

Yes that's a personal selection and yes there has been some good news (cue Captain Sir Tom), but I propose it has been vastly outweighed by the bad. And it vastly imbalanced my mental wellbeing. Turns out I am not alone, and that overexposure to news and the adverse impacts it can have on a person's mental well-being is a thing.

The website verywellmind.com has an article about the negative impact of bad news and Covid-19 in particular. It quotes psychologist, Logan Jones, PsyD, who says, 'Unfortunately, a lot of the news we consume today isn’t so much reporting as it is a way of keeping people addicted to the news cycle'.

He adds that sensational headlines attract more attention, so media outlets frequently focus on disaster reporting at the expense of positive news.

Boris Johnson

The same article quotes Annie Miller, who has a string of letters after her name stolen from the Polish alphabet: MSW, LCSW-C, LICSW. She says, 'It can be damaging to constantly be reading the news because constant exposure to negative information can impact our brain'. She adds that our brain then activates the 'fight or flight' response, and the systems in our body react accordingly.

And it turns out there's a chemical equation to all this; watching or being exposed to a lot of negative news can release stress hormones such as cortisol and adrenaline. The likelihood of this happening increases during a crisis (e.g. every time Trump opens his mouth, Covid-19 in particular, Boris Johnson failing to get to grips with the virus, and the complete omnishambles of mixed messaging from government in general) to the extent that we can develop physical symptoms. Some of the most common are: fatigue, anxiety, trouble sleeping, and - guess what? - depression.

Time magazine, in a report in May this year, quoted Graham Davey, Professor Emeritus of

Prof. Davey. Image: Psychology Today

Psychology at Sussex University and editor-in-chief of the Journal of Experimental Psychopathology as saying, 'The way that news is presented and the way that we access news has changed significantly over the last 15 to 20 years', adding that: “These changes have often been detrimental to general mental health'.

The changes he refers to are that news reports are 'increasingly visual and shocking', but also of course it's to do with how we get our news; mainstream media, social media, even celebrity and influencer gossip - all bombard us on an all-too-frequent basis. Never has there been such omnipresent and widespread 'news', opinion or comment; it's available 24/7.

So it's not just how I was consuming the news, it was the news media itself and the way it was being presented. Turns out I'm a victim. Okay, poor Mike you say, why can't you just look the other way and shrug off the negativity? 

Loretta Breuning.
Image: psychologytoday.com

Because, says Loretta Breuning, a former professor of management at California State University who unknowingly rushes to my defence, the human brain is actually attracted to troubling information since 'we are programmed to detect threats rather than overlook them'. In the Time article she says, 'This can make it hard for us to ignore the negatives and seek out the positives around us... our brain is predisposed to go negative, and the news we consume reflects this'.

Whoa! So now we're in a situation where our brains are predisposed to 'go negative' while at the same time we are exposed to an increasing amount of negative news coverage presented in sensational and don't-look-away styles, and our bodies react chemically resulting in actual imbalance of our physical and mental states. Vicious circle. Fact! Nobody knows more about vicious circles than me.

But all is not lost; there is an answer, there is hope. The solution, the experts say - as with alcohol, fast foods, sugar and other things that can be bad for you in

extreme doses - is to practise moderation in your news consumption. Supporting this, the World Health Organization (WHO) recommends for example searching news about Covid-19 largely so that 'you can take practical steps to prepare your plans and protect yourself and your loved ones'. Once you have that information, WHO says, it’s time to turn the news off.

The same approach applies therefore to all negative impactful news, and as we all know we've got no shortage of it. But I arrived at these answers myself before I read any of this, and I'm here to share it with you. It's fine, you're welcome.

About a month ago I changed my routine, and for weeks now I have not read any news, nor watched TV news bulletins. Stories that try and attract my attention on Twitter or Instagram go ignored, unless they're of particular interest to me. I will click on any news of archaeological finds, space travel, astronomy, resurgence of wildlife, or amazing photography from National Geographic. (Note to friends: photos on Facebook of food, pets or grandchildren still don't do it for me so don't even try). My wife Liz lets me know if there's anything really important that I need to know about, and that's an acceptable answer too - rely on a trusted companion for your news.

Do I feel any better? You bet I do; I have more energy, I am more relaxed, certainly more optimistic, and all my depression symptoms have dissipated. I feel like a million dollars, and no medication was required, so I've eased pressure on the NHS at the same time.

I know you're going to say, 'That's all very well, but it doesn't stop bad news happening, and you could be missing out on important events'. True, bad news will always happen, as will major events, but nothing I can do will change or in any way influence them if they've happened, certainly not just by knowing about them. So I am happy (literally) to be ignorant, and I now realise that ignorance really can be bliss. I know Covid-19 is still rearing its ugly head, but then, I avoid clichés like the plague.